Exemplary daughter of the mighty omnificent Zephelemese, 'Master of all, Merciful to None!', Vixen spent the last eight thousand and eleventy twelve centuries toying with the souls of the numerous spiritual and physical worlds which she dispassionately graced with her presence.

Causing fear and lust in the hearts (and other vital organs) of all manner of creatures, Vixen found particular malevolent pleasure in meddling with those her father referred to as 'mere mortals'.

Finding an existence of magical omnipotence fused with eternal beauty rather irksome, (afterall, what is there to do in life once you've conquered all the elements, experienced orgasmic euphoria and solved the Rubik's cube??!), Vixen took solace in the enchanting burlesque underworld of a place called 'Earth' – a little trinket she'd once found in a Zephelemesian Kinder Egg.

At last Vixen had found her true home and immediately abdicated her universal dominion, choosing instead to use her metaphysical powers for merriment and mirthful mischief.

Vixen has since found great delights in manipulating such child-like Earthling concepts as 'Gravity', 'Time' and 'The-Superior-Male'. Constantly surrounded by her many adoring minions, Vixen will idly pass the time demonstrating her control over the elements; playing with fire, relaxing on her bed of broken glass, taming her pointy and deadly and oh-so-shiny swords, and sharing tales of her Zephelemesian homeland – the perilous journery of Engleflip Humpernoot Esquire ( and his pet monkey) and of the Dread Pirate Satanous (real name steve) and his search for the venomous Tufty The Squirrel!..

Next Performance Feb 25 at Volupte Lounge: